this ones a bit dirty, but funny nonetheless...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
2007-06-25 09:38:24 · 30 answers · asked by freakokalam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got it from this site
http://www.the-jokes.com
2007-06-25 09:41:26 · update #1
It may be long but it's worth the read. I thought it was funny. I loved it.
2007-07-02 11:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by bekapv_219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Blind man was doing it with the cook that is very funny. And unexpected.
2007-06-30 12:39:35 · answer #2 · answered by Eugene 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long.
How about this one:
Blind man walks into a department store, and grabs his seeing-eye dog by the tail and starts swinging him overhead in a circle. The manager rushes over and says
"May I help you?"
"No thanks, I'm just looking."
2007-06-25 09:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by open4one 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That is horriable. Oh god that is funny. Wonder what the hell he knew what Mary smelled like. And wonder how the waiter reacted to that. >.<
2007-07-03 04:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that sounds like my blind ex bf
2007-06-25 09:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats really funny.
2007-06-29 15:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by Brandon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too Funny!!
2007-06-25 23:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats fkinda funny, but more disgusting than anything
2007-06-25 09:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Katie is head over heels ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that one before! Somebody said it's too long, but I like it! (I guess it's just taste. I like long jokes)
2007-06-25 10:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-07-02 23:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by ☺stacy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋