Da Taro Patch-An old Hawaiian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig a taro patch, but it was very hard work because the ground was hard like a
rock. His only son, Kimo, who used to help him, was in
Halawa prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and explained hispredicament...
Dear Kimo,
I feel pretty bad because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my taro patch this year. I'm just getting
too old to be digging up this hard soil. I know if you were
here you would be happy to dig the patch for me and it
wouldn't be a problem.
Love,Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son...
Dear Dad,
No dig up the dirt in the taro patch. That's where I buried
the bodies.
Love,Kimo
At 4 A.M. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and an army of men dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
Later that same day the old man received another letter from his
son---
2007-06-25 09:32:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go plant your taro patch now dad--this is the best i could do---love kimo
2007-06-25 09:33:45 · update #1
ahhhaaahhhha
if i could i would give you a million stars but for now adjust with one.
2007-06-25 09:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by confused 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Originally done by Ronnie Barkers character Fletch in Porridge, its still just as funny today though..
2007-06-25 16:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-06-25 17:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Fotomama 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL How nice of Kimo
2007-06-25 16:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats nice of the son...Ã
2007-06-25 16:44:26 · answer #5 · answered by LDS...Kahuna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-06-25 16:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
oooooooawwwwwwwww thats cute hahahah
loved it
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2007-06-25 16:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by nothing 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I've heard it before, but it's still good.
2007-06-25 16:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by Tonya in TX - Duck 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok. It got a smirk.
2007-06-25 17:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, I really liked that one!
2007-06-25 17:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋