... and they DO find a crocoduck fossil someday, and Kirk can see the light?
Cheers!
2007-06-25 09:02:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They WILL find a crockoduck fossil one day. We burried one last week.
Edit: Oh, crap! I thought ALL fossils were our job!
2007-06-25 09:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 10⤊ 1⤋
In the extremely unlikely event that atheists are wrong, almost all religious people will go straight to hell with them anyway, because those many conflicting mythological systems can't all be right (see South Park the movie for a humorous skit on this!).
Anyway, I can't help but think that any god worth worshipping would embrace people of any faith, or none, as long as they lived a good life (read the poem Abou Ben Adhem by James Henry Leigh Hunt).
A lot of the most moral people I have met in my life have been atheists and agnostics, whereas many of the truly reprehensible individuals I have encountered have been religious freaks. If the former were to go to hell and the latter to heaven, god can stick his salvation.
On a further note, please read some books on evolution, you might find them very enlightening. You clearly know absolutely nothing about the theory, and you are embarrassing yourself with your ignorance.
2007-06-25 16:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by adacam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they find a crocoduck fossil someday, I want them to check Kirk and Ray's basements for the casting mold.
creatrix, you planted evidence to disprove evolution? lol Naughty girl!
2007-06-25 16:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I believe in crocoducks, so I'll have no problem with such a discovery. In fact, I will say that the existence of a crocoduck is far more likely than a zombie who can walk on water (a.k.a. Jesus).
2007-06-25 16:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So Ray Comfort himself isn't close enough to a crocoduck for you?
2007-06-25 16:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is going to depend on exactly *which* deity I've not spotted.
(Rowan Atkinson does a wonderful sketch on this, set in the afterlife, addressing a lot of surprised and upset people.)
Dig up the earth's old barcode, perhaps, with a Magarathean "best before" date?
2007-06-25 16:15:39 · answer #6 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do agree with the fact that morality comes from common sense, but if you tried to explain morality, tell me then how is it derived through science? Can you derive good and evil from science as well? We can not call a fision in cells bad and a fusions good, can we? Athiests in my opinion are so confused. You can not base everything on history either, because things are changing every second. By continuing to look back in history, how are we supposed to develop as a society?
2007-06-25 16:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If we're wrong, it's going to be a bit unpleasant in hell. But I think it's better to spend your life living, not preparing for your death. It's a chance - a small chance - which I'm willing to take. And if God was omniscient (all knowing), he'd recognise a false-believer anyway.
2007-06-25 16:05:43 · answer #8 · answered by chippyminton91 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If they find a crocoduck, then I'll know it was faked by Cameron and his gang of inbred hicks.
2007-06-25 16:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Okay- if I'm wrong and they find a crockoduck, I'll believe you. But Kirk won't.
2007-06-25 16:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha...A crocoduck would be evidence against evolution...I'm not holding my breath...
2007-06-25 16:04:41 · answer #11 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋