If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it !)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try
this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
2007-06-25 08:30:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)
2007-06-25 08:31:15 · update #1
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Now that hopefully you've smiled at least once, spread these
crazy facts to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. Send it to everyone!
(and God I love that pig!)
2007-06-25 08:31:41 · update #2
LOOOOOOOOOOL!
You know, the facts about the pig are rather interesting, but I think I'm gonna go with being the lion in my next life:)
Still can't figure out why:)
Anyway here's a star for you.
(Actually it's a star for me so that I can keep track of this question:)
2007-06-25 20:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are very cool, I've seen them before. But still worth a star.
What I would like to know is how did some of these morons on here ever get through grade school? What did they tell their teachers when told to read a chapter in a history book?
"Oh Have pity on me! I can't read 382 words (This Post!) without taking a nap!"
2007-06-25 15:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shoot i wish i was the the lion making the pig orgasm for thirty minutes with my very strong tongue...lol
2007-06-25 15:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
some of those are pretty funny! Lucky for me, im amedextrious. but right handed ppl are luckier than me. ohwell, most of those made me laugh! LOL! nice ones! Im gonna use those, enjoy ur *
2007-06-25 15:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by Erica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen these before, but they're so good. Its amazing what I didn't know! And yes, lucky, lucky pigs.
2007-06-25 15:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by arwen_1984 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Dayumn I want to be a pig.
lol.
Yes, I COULD imagine.
Now I'm depressed that I'm not a pig.
Have a star, love.
2007-06-25 15:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna save this and read it later. It sounds good, but I don't want to sift through it all right now.
2007-06-25 15:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like them! LoL! Have a star*! (What about a male pig?)
2007-06-25 15:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by M&M 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
HA HA...that was ******' great. Very interesting and funny. I think that was actually the best thing I have read on here ALL night. I'm going to repost it on myspace! Thanks :]
2007-06-26 02:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by Lindzey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u copied this from another Q
but its still funny
2007-06-25 15:46:05 · answer #10 · answered by anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋