2007-06-25 07:32:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pork me now
2007-06-29 07:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummm I don't know. But I heard a joke similar to that. "Why did Miss Piggy douche herself with honey" b/c Kermit likes sweet and sour pork lol.
2007-06-25 14:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to become Miss. Piggy the Frog
2007-06-25 14:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tuty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought frogs were slimy but your skin looks like it came off a snooker table. Hop off froggy
2007-06-25 14:36:19 · answer #4 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: Look out Miss Piggy - He looks like a HUMPER!!
2007-06-25 14:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Charley 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
High ya , Most of the time ;O) followed by a karate chop
2007-06-25 14:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
care for a pork rind
2007-06-29 08:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a little frog in my throat
2007-06-25 14:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by tootnuts 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HiiiiiYaaaah!!!
2007-06-25 14:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by banditfatti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want a divorce, I didn't know you were Jewish!!! (this is NOT a racist comment...Jews do not eat pork. hehe...) 8^)
2007-06-25 14:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋