Nobody is perfect,
Perfect is God only;
Therefore, God is Nobody.
Therefore, He does not exist.
or
God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
or
I stink, therefore I am,
Thus the less you stink the less real you are.
Cleanliness is next to godliness;
The cleaner you are the less you stink,
Therefore God doesn't exist.
What do you think?
Its from here:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God
2007-06-25 06:56:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
damn cant you theists take a joke.
2007-06-25 06:59:43 · update #1
THIS IS A JOKE> I MEANT IT AS A JOKE. Why cant theists take a joke.?
2007-06-25 07:07:46 · update #2
WOW that freaking......makes the best sense.....*star* :D This rocks. Thats awesome.
-Ryko
2007-06-25 07:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by xxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fuggin brilliant. I could get behind the Ray Charles as God one.... Seriously, it sounds like solid Christian logic.
2007-06-25 14:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see no joke in making jokes about God. And logic, is as far as a human is capable of THINKING. God knows best.
2007-06-25 14:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by joulsey 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nonmonotonicity. Looks like typical atheist logic to me. I'm still waiting for a simple modus tollens to cruise by. And yes, its pretty funny, if you are 14.
2007-06-25 14:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
And you expected theists to take a joke? C'mon...okay, there are some...
2007-06-25 14:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You better don't start a career in the entertaining industry.
2007-06-25 14:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mariska 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
GOD BLESS
2007-06-25 14:04:08 · answer #7 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Makes *perfect* sense. Just as I always thought. First you shoot the arrow, THEN you paint the target around where it hit.
2007-06-25 14:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nobody's perfect
People tell me I'm a nobody
Does it make me perfect?
I don't think so.
2007-06-26 04:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by Steven N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uncyclopedia is a good laugh, but while you show paragraphs with self-contained logic, they don't stand up to real-world analysis.
Don't take my word for it; Everything I say is a lie.
2007-06-25 13:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋