A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
2007-06-25 06:10:24 · 20 answers · asked by ladylafemme2 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! A star for you! Can I buy you a drink?
2007-06-25 06:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!
A blonde with brains, now that is a first, here have a star!
10/10 for the laughs!
2007-06-25 07:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA advantageous heres one for you we've been given instructed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to declare 2 words each seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders carry him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven greater years bypass. they carry about him back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable meals.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven greater years bypass. they carry about him in for his 2 words. “I give up,” he says. “That’s not outstanding,” the elders say. “You’ve finished not something yet ***** given which you acquire right here.”
2016-12-08 18:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie!!
2007-06-25 06:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL< That is soooooo funny! Yes, she proves that she isn't a dumb blonde. A S*T*A*R for you! Thanks for the joke. Made me laugh~♥
2007-06-25 07:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by asianprincess21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehehehe
omg
you get a star
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2007-06-25 06:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. She is definitely not a dumb blonde.
:-)))
2007-06-25 06:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, I won't be falling for that one.
2007-06-25 06:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great! Ive heard it b4, but it is still great! :) lol ☺☻♥
2007-06-25 06:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-25 06:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Bearfriend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋