We await our Lord's imminent return in a jar of Jif.
When the same number of jars of peanut butter have been manufactured as their are permutations of the Lord's name, then Jesus will spontaneously arise from a jar of Jif.
Amen.
2007-06-25 05:46:00 · 15 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
roflmao.. does this mean that I have to join your church to get my afterlife legal services?
I do love the peanutty goodness of Jif :)
2007-06-25 05:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All along I thought it was Peter Pan Peanut Butter. I've been searching for Jesus in the wrong jars on peanut butter. That must be why Peter Pan was recalled...it couldn't form new life!
2007-06-25 12:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did I just see the Lord's image in my Peanut Butter Cup?
2007-06-25 12:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by Sookie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Peanut Butter,Spaghetti and Meatballs.
An interesting combination
2007-06-25 12:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm starting a Skippy Schism! The one true holy crunchy peanut butter!
2007-06-25 13:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would this be just Jif "regular" or is Reduced Jif also included. Hopefully it is, because that's what my Family eats.
Have a lovely rest of the day. Bright Blessings.
2007-06-25 12:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by Goblin g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.... I'll have to ponder that one. I personally don't think peanut butter and pasta go together particularly well. =)
Plus, I still don't think I'd believe it. I think I saw Criss Angel do that stunt last week.
RAmen!
2007-06-25 12:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Lord's flesh on toast every morning. Yum.
2007-06-25 12:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But what about the children who were born with peanut allergies?!?!?! Surely God wouldn't DELIBERATELY have created people who would have NO chance of being saved?!?
2007-06-25 12:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That depends if you get food poisoning in the process.
2007-06-25 12:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋