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I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

2007-06-25 05:35:24 · 40 answers · asked by Dannie 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

40 answers

That was funny! Thanks, I needed a good laugh. Kids are hilarious! You definitely deserve a star.

2007-06-25 05:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 2 0

Hehe, that's a good one XD When my youngest was only 1, I was pretending to pinch off his nose so I could 'eat' it. I grabbed his nose and pulled a little bit(not hurting him or anything) and then pulled my hand away with my thumb stuck between my index and middle finger and showed him.. Then his eyes popped wide open with fear and he grabbed my hand and tried shoving his 'nose' back on. :P

2016-05-19 23:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-06-25 05:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by lori t.(works too much) 6 · 1 0

LOL! Be thankful that wasn't my daughter, she's the booger picking champ of this century.....

2007-06-25 05:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Best thing I've heard all week! You get a star

2007-06-25 05:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by funkysi65a 3 · 1 0

Yes nice one

2007-06-25 05:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thats really grodi but it hilarious!!! i gave u a star =-D

2007-06-25 06:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by becca100100 2 · 2 0

FUnny!!!! I hope yuor husband learned his lesson, never trust a child's hands....

2007-06-25 06:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

funny
you say you're a dad but your avatar begs to differ

2007-06-25 05:41:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hahahha! gross but brilliant.

Have a star :D

2007-06-25 05:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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