These idiot's, young and old, male and female, black and white, driving on our streets like it was the Indy 500.
Don't you wish you had an electronic device you could point at their car and fry their electrical system? That include's these mental midgets and their stereo's.
People "Stupid is as Stupid does"!
2007-06-25 04:52:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Commuting
I tried pointing my device at your car, but I forgot to switch off the safety. You were lucky this time, mister.....
Scott H knows what I mean. There isn't anyone who never makes someone else angry on the road. I'm glad everyone doesn't have electronic devices. We'd all be zapped and the roads would be clogged with disabled vehicles, yours included.
Cowboy up and do the best you can, just like the rest of us!
2007-06-25 10:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calm down and take a deep breath. If you keep it bottled up, you'll eat your own insides.
Remember, somebody may point that "interstellar automotive disabler ray" at your car as well. You're probably the guy driving 15 mph under the posted limit in the left lane of the freeway.
2007-06-25 18:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by Scott H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some driving rules for morons:
Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.
If you own a pick-up truck, transport your ugliest family members on the flat bed and make sure they stare at other drivers.
When switching lanes in front of a tractor trailer, always drive close enough to the front of the truck that the driver can not see you over the trucks hood.
When a major road is covered with a dangerous amount of snow, and traffic is generally moving at 15 MPH, drive at 65 MPH.
When you see one of those newer cars with the daytime lights on, flash your headlights several times to remind the other driver that his lights are on.
When you intend to make a turn, start signaling approximately 6-8 blocks before your turn. Slow down for each block as you approach them.
Jack up your car by installing tires that are big enough to drive over a three story building.
2007-06-25 12:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by jenh42002 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Now you have just came up with an idea for extra income, why don't you start local driving school ? or attend your local council meetings and demand the police stop this unsafe and stupid behavior.
I know, the first part sucks, but the second part works.
2007-06-25 12:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like your one of those morons that holds traffic back and drives 10mph under the speed limit.
If you are physically unable to handle the current conditions of driving, then you shouldnt be on the road, take the bus!
Obviously you dont observe ideas such as lane/traffic flow courtesy, therefore drivers are swerving around you (like Indy 500) and then you have these feelings.
Go with the flow to keep the flow and you wont have any problems. If you feel the flow is too fast, then dont drive on those roads, drive on slower roads!
2007-06-25 12:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Got two like that on my street. Dead end street and they drive as fast as they can. I will admit I drive kind of fast also......... More so on the highway than the streets.
2007-06-25 11:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by CherishTheMoment 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
chances are youre a poor driver also.
until youve learned to drive on a track, youre pretty much automatically a bad driver. I have YET to meet someone that I would consider a GOOD driver (most people you consider good, i only consider acceptable) that hasnt had track/autocross time.
2007-06-25 13:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by Kyle M 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Well would you rather have people driving slow? I wouldn't...lol.
2007-06-25 11:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by Jax 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋