Christians keep telling me he's very witty and funny. I have SUCH a fun idea for Him this morning...
My washer is still not fixed. Matthew 18:19 says where two or more ask in his name, it shall be done on earth as it's done in heaven. I posted a question Friday, saying that if my washer is healed, I will stop saying ANYthing about Christianity on here and I and my children will go to church for a year.
This would be a very fun thing for God - to prove his existance and make me eat my words. Bonus is that my kids might not be damned to hell after being drug to church for a year. What say you? The repairman shows up in an hour and a half. Will you pray?
2007-06-25 04:22:34 · 38 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, if the repairman fixes it, I'll pay him. I might give him a cup of coffee. To get me to church it has to be a "miracle." Just like when you bring your car to the shop and it works fine! My washing machine has to do that. Shouldn't be that huge for god, I'd think.
2007-06-25 04:28:05 · update #1
i actually did pray last friday.
The justification was that it might help you and your kids find God.
maybe no one else was praying at the same time?
Maybe your washer was never broken!?!?! and the repair man comes and will be all "this isn't broken"
2007-06-25 04:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by (insert creative name here) 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Yes. And He asks you to trust Him even in a days when your machines get broken. Maybe your job is to talk about Jesus to the repair man? Bitterness is the greatest barrier to friendship with God. God wants to be your best friend.
You are called to belong,not just to believe. We are members of His body, the church. So one needs to be a vital organ of living body. The same is true for you as a part of Christ's body. You were created for a specific role, but you will miss this second purpose of your life if you are not attached to a living, local church. You discover your role in life through your relationships with others.
Do not tempt God. Good luck with your washer!
2007-06-25 05:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ok heres a good one showing his sence of humor!!
he made fruit right one of the greatest things in the world all good n juicy oh how wonderful fruit is, then he made poisionous berrys!! hahaha oh what a funny man, so back in the day way way back when humans were first discovering food, they would pick an orange and find out how wonderful it was and then eat an apple and omg how good are apples then they would pick a berry and BAM! DEAD!!! you cant make this stuff up, can anything be more funny
2007-06-25 05:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I always thought Jesus telling Peter to walk on water with him ... and then letting him sink ... was a pretty funny gag, but yours is way better.
Claiming that God sent his only begotten son to suffer and die, just so a washing machine could be repaired is REALLY much funnier.
Congratulations! You really should be on stage.
2007-06-25 04:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I predict that by the time the repairman leaves your home, your washer will be healed.
2007-06-25 04:26:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yea he does have a sense of humor. He just sits in a church service with Christians on Sunday and laughs his azz off.
2007-06-25 04:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He has the GREATEST sense of humor! He is, after all, the Lord. The question is, can God tell a joke that can make even Him laugh uncontrollably...
Seriously though: If you're pinning your entire belief system on one miracle, you're bound to be disappointed. On the flip side, He might turn you into a believer merely by making you find a dollar bill on the sidewalk.
2007-06-25 04:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by gallo 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Well, yeah, but the Almighty's sense of humor is dryer than that.
It's sort of monkey's paw type stuff. So like your washer will be fixed and burn down your house when you use it. That kind of stuff.
2007-06-25 04:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
If he wouln't have, Adam and Eve woudln't have appeared on the first date in a deserted garden with no clothing.
2007-06-25 04:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by IggySpirit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God had sense of humor that is why he made human beings, the most hilarious animal
2007-06-25 05:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God has a great sense of humor, just look at the faces people make while they are having sex.
2007-06-25 04:28:01 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋