If they were on better terms maybe God would give him a jet rather than a sleigh.
2007-06-25 04:22:04 · 5 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God knows that Santa is secretly partial to those on the naughty list.
2007-06-25 04:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your question does not appear to be one of true and decent inquisition so therefore does not deserve a true and respectful answer. Remember, God will not be mocked.
Santa does not exist, but I think you should know this. Blasphemy won't will you a ticket to the book of life.
2007-06-25 12:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa has to work with elves all year, and everyone knows that a year worth of listening to high pitched, bickering elves is enough to make anyone a little trigger happy.
2007-06-25 11:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No matter how many doctrines you copy, "Santa" is a humanistic world view adaptation of following right standards without the standard within the standard, which is God's Word and Law. Samuel chastised Israel because, yes they gave offerings, but their hearts were to Baal.
2007-06-25 11:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by douglong1025 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
God made a paradise and still made Santa live at the North Pole...I mean, c'mon, who wouldnt be pissed?
2007-06-25 11:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋