For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
2007-06-25 04:20:46 · 24 answers · asked by Joka B 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard it on this site www.lotsofjokes.com ,so if u wanna take a look, go there
2007-06-25 06:47:04 · update #1
Very good!
10 on a scale!
A star from me to you!
and ok bye XD =D :)
2007-06-25 12:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it's still funny!.. A star for you!
2007-07-01 03:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2007-06-25 11:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by Emmi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicely Coppied!
I'll give you a star.
2007-06-30 21:29:40 · answer #4 · answered by Brandon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny, it took me a while though so i can fully understand the joke but once i got it it made me laugh.
2007-06-25 11:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by thunder monkey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah.
I thought they were having sex.
I didn't see that punchline coming.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-06-25 11:25:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man! I thought they were getting it on!! Thats a great joke though...where did you first hear it?!
2007-06-25 11:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by The only good blu is a dead blu! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah thats soooooooooooo funny LOL
2007-07-01 18:38:27 · answer #8 · answered by eeyore93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!! A total twist.. funny
star for you
2007-06-25 11:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Melinda 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a new one.
2007-07-01 07:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋