I want to see if anyone could make me laugh with a Joke that doesn't make any sence but its crazy enough to make me laugh.
Lets hear it (or read it)
2007-06-25 01:59:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
SO FAR, I ONLY LAUGHED OVER THE 1st ANSWER out of 11. IT KINDA CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
The other Jokes need alittle work but its all good. They didn't make any sence but they werent stupid enough to get me to laugh. Thank you for your answers
2007-06-25 02:22:48 · update #1
look in the mirror.
2007-06-25 02:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Proton, neutron and electron went to a eating place. Proton & electron paid for the bill, yet whilst neutron asks for the bill, the waiter pronounced " you have not have been given any cost." undergo, Lion and poultry have been bored, so they talked on how they might impression their environment. undergo pronounced," I bounce and the floor trembles." Lion pronounced," I roar and the woodland shakes." The poultry pronounced," I cough and the finished international panics." Father: do you elect a not effortless question or 2 effortless questions? Son: not effortless question. Father: properly, right here is going. the place does the egg come from? Son: poultry Father: Then, the place does the poultry come from? Son: Dad, it is the 2d queation.
2016-11-07 09:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by blaylock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is far better to "Count your chickens before they hatch",than to fall head-long down a steep flight of stairs and cause : irreparable damage to your hip.....because the chicken counting thing would not require an operation....but the stair thing would..... also, if you get too close and the chicks are just starting to hatch...they may peck your lips off. (but i think that's only common sense)
Good one Dr. G....LOL
2007-06-27 08:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He said .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
EDIT: Oh, Gracias Senor Bonsai. Yours gets a big thumbs up from me mi amigo! {{{BONSAI HUG}}}
2007-06-27 08:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often, for the exact same reason.
2007-06-25 02:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is Your Face Hurting You?
It's Killing Me!
2007-06-25 06:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat a beaver and save a tree.
Were there cars in the Garden of Eden? Yes. God drove them out of the garden in his Fury.
2007-06-25 02:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by debbie2243 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I got a circular driveway.... Now I can't go anywhere.
I got a camoflauge shirt. I put it away .....Now I can't find it.
2007-06-25 06:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by thomas m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many animals can you fit on an Ark the size of two football fields.
2007-06-25 02:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Uhhh baby....
Uhhh baby who?
Uhhh baby Uhhh you feel so good!
2007-06-25 14:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋