LESSON 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!", says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone
''Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral Of The Story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
2007-06-25 01:02:05 · 7 answers · asked by megawale 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nasty, nasty, nasty, but very funny.........
2007-06-25 01:06:17 · answer #1 · answered by Daedalus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally agreed. That's why I'm gonna shut up now. LOL ** EDIT ** Come on... You gotta be kidding me... Both of you... When I got my 2 Violation Notice Emails I learned SOMETHING: The Community Guidelines... By Heart LOL That's why I KNOW that question CANNOT be deleted LOL:) Because I asked for "answers", not for "points". I know I'll get a VNE if I ask for points. That's 100% suuuuure:)
2016-05-19 22:28:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute story, now what is the question?
2007-06-25 01:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
I know another one like that.
2007-06-25 01:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-25 03:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that's something my boss would do lol
2007-06-25 01:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by prettytony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah... that sure was funny
2007-06-25 01:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by highlyjobless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋