My wife's niece is NOT my blood relation - so please don't start with the judgemental incest rubbish okay!!
I slept with her niece. I was very drunk and a bit lonely (due to a rough period with my wife this year) This niece is as hot as Jessica Alba with Pam Anderson brains. On saturday the house party went on til 3am and I ended sleeping in a back bedroom next to some coats. Her niece came in to kick me out so hse could sleep and I sat up and we spoke for an hour and ended up tickling and pillow fighting. The next thing I knew we were kissing.
Actually it was really romantic and she was a mutha in bed. I think that her niece would like to hook up again as she just called me at work.
What would be a good reason to need to go to her niece's house over the next few days? How can I make it seem natural?
2007-06-25 00:07:54 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Look, everyone else has either given advice or called you all sorts of names so I guess there is only one thing I can say that everyone else has left out.
Good effort!
2007-06-25 01:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
I don't mean to be rude, but I can not believe this! Do you not have pitty for your wife?! Your wife will find out. You can not make it natural, girls know things. Forget your niece. It really seems like you want to marry your niece. You should not be doing this. Pretty soon your wife will be told by someone, whether your niece or you, someone will. But I wouldn't tell your wife. She would break up with you in a second. Which is what you deserve... Your niece should forget about it too. But if you are serious about this, you should say something like "I am going to go to a friends house for a little while." Before you come back to the house buy her roses and chocolates. I am just telling you what a girl would love if SHE WASN'T BEING CHEATED ON! But don't spend a lot of time at YOUR nieces.
2007-06-25 02:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What? Are You crazy? The first time MIGHT be forgivable in say five years . But a second time you would never be forgiven.You are talking about the ladies niece! ARE YOU CRAZY?Never mind that is unforgivable.If I was your wife .OOOOOHhhhhhh b[uddy if I found out and I am not violent by nature but her niece.That is almost as bad as her daughter! I don't care how hot the young woman is that is something that is totally ta-bu.You better hope she doesn't find out ,you might wake up minus some equipment you are quite fond of.
2007-06-25 00:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by Wow!guitar 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so you slept with your niece. I don't give a rat's *** if she's blood related or not--THAT'S YOUR NIECE. I adopted my son so he's not blood related--does that mean I can sleep with my son?????
It doesn't matter what we say, you're going to hook up with the "mutha" again. Man ho. I hope your wife finds out and cuts off your penis.
2007-06-25 00:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're right, it's not incest...it's just plain old adultery! If you can't stay faithful to your wife, tell her you want a divorce.
If you carry on with her niece, your wife will find out sooner or later...then it's my guess, she'll make the decision for you.
2007-06-25 01:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can see from some of the responses, the some of them will be getting "violation" notices from Yahoo.
But I think you made a pretty serious mistake. To tell your wife before she finds out would be hurting her twice, first you do it in the first place, then you have the gull to tell her. Oh and just so we're clear, I don't think you were all that drunk.
2007-06-25 00:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it, if you want to stray leave your wife. You are on the road to trouble, regardless if she is a blood relative or not, you are still cheating with this girl. If you don't want to work on your marriage then tell your wife you owe her that. But until then stay away from temptation. Wait until you are free and able to begin another relationship with either this girl or some one else. One thing for certain is that you will get caught in the end, and it will be messy!
2007-06-25 00:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by marfy 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
So you justify this by saying she's not a blood relastion?
So you would also sleep with your wife children if she had given birth to a girl before you came along & destroyed her life? What you are doing is as sick as it gets. My wife to be has 2 neices, & the idea of me even thinking about having sexual thought, nevermind acting on them makes me feel ill. Do you have any morals? Do you have any soul? Or are you just another one of those simple self minded men who give the rest of us descent men a bad name? Your poor wife! I really hope you dont have children! I just wish i new who your wife & you were & i would tell your wife what you have done & the rest of your community that you slept with your relative!
YOU ARE A SICK & TWISTED EXCUSE FOR "MAN"KIND
2007-06-25 00:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You're a typical man with his brains between his legs! Why don't you concentrate on your wife and getting your marriage right, alternatively be a man and not a mouse and tell your wife what you've done with the niece? Your weakness is that you want your cake and eat it!
2007-06-25 00:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ok...you are not going to like by answer but i am going to give it to you anyway...there is no good reason for going to the nieces house...you made one huge mistake don't make another....family is family even if you are not blood related...cheating is cheating ans it is just plain wrong to do it...you are a married man...hooking up, as you put it is not allowed anymore! you need to sit back and think about what you are doing and really be honest with yourself ..Is this hooking up worth hurting your wife? because she will find out and you may lose her forever....think....do you love your wife?? if your answer is yes...then you know what to do...if your answer is no then you need to leave......if you are ready to cheat...you are ready to leave....we all make mistakes in life ,,,, but don't make another of the same...learn from it......be truth to yourself and to your wife.....
2007-06-25 00:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by jamiesmom26 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just for the record, if you are married to your wife, then you are screwing YOUR niece, not 'her' niece, there is no difference. Don't try to justify what you are doing with word play, and don't ask for help on how to cheat on your wife .
Now go hump your hot little niece. Hopefully your wife is out banging your brother.
2007-06-25 00:15:42 · answer #11 · answered by Cabrõn 4 · 11⤊ 0⤋