How do I say the following in Japanese ?

Question

go away moron
get lost stupid
really ?
i don't think so
could you help me ?
i love you
i hate you
i am going to kill you
please don't kill me

Answer 1

go away moron and get lost stupid
Baka!! dete ike!
baka= stupid
dete ike = go away

really ?
sou desu ka? (polite)
hontouni?
maji de? or maji desuka?(slang)
honmani? (slang)

i don't think so
watashi wa sou omoimasen (polite)
watashi wa sou omowanai (plain)

could you help me ?
watashi o tasukete moraemasenka? (polite)
watashi o tasukete moraenai? (plain)
watashi o tetsudatte moraemasenka? (polite)
watashi o tetsudatte moraenai? (plain)

tasukete is help more in the sense of save
tetsudatte is help more in the sense of assist

i love you
(anata ga) aishiteru

i hate you
(anata ga) daikirai

i am going to kill you
(kimi wo) korosusou

please don't kill me
(watashi) o korosanaide

Answer 2

How do I say the following in Japanese ?

1.go away moron
get lost stupid

Either one can be translated as "Baka! Michi ni mayou!"
2.really ?:

soo desu ka?


3 i don't think so

I'm not sure of the literal, but 'chotto' is occasionally used. That's misleading, though, as it means ' a little bit'....it is just that many Japanese people usually consider it rude to say 'no' outright and, for some reason, prefer to say chotto.

4. could you help me ?

onegai shimasu kudasai

5 i love you

aishite, aishiteru, or daisuki

6 i hate you

Daikirai

7 i am going to kill you

The closest I can come is "I am your death'.

Watashi wa anata no sei desu.

But that sounds stupid. :P

8.
please don't kill me

not sure, but please is 'kudasai'

Answer 3

In most cases, you will not say anything of the above at all, because it all is very impolite and direct. Way too harsh ;)

Answer 4

i don't think so = iie (actually, this means no, but it's close enough)

i love you = aishiteru

As for the rest, you and I are better off not knowing...