"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked my friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
(i worked hours on this)
2007-06-24 22:21:31 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well... it's aiight...
(you need to start it off in joke form, though)
2007-06-24 22:25:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will work if you can deliver it. People still laugh at the original endding. "Now she complains I'm not the man she married!"
2007-06-25 05:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by djm749 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its technically funny = making delivery critical.
2007-06-25 05:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-06-25 05:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is kinda a funny. I giggled a bit
2007-06-26 17:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by sash 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda funny. Maybe I left my sense of humor somewhere today. Thanks for contributing to the j/k section.
2007-06-25 05:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAR! HAR! HAR! WORKS FOR ME 9/10
2007-06-25 05:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not if you worked hours on it... it got a little smirk, but that's about it...
2007-06-25 05:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny conan haha :)
2007-06-25 05:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing. maybe a little snicker.
sorry dude... :(
2007-06-25 05:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋