2007-06-24 22:17:10 · 14 answers · asked by diddy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I guess God was just showing off when he made you
2007-06-24 22:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diddy--pick up lines are the stupid way--and can have disasterous results--especially if used in your own town--you know all the girls will look and point at you and say "What a jerk" Have a good communication skill ready--talk about something interesting and also be a good listener. Lines??? What a joke---you watch too many movies or listen to too many idiots tell stories. Stand tall, dress nice--be well groomed, smile, look intelligent, act mature and respectful--that will always get the nicest girl around--if not you are aiming it all at losers.
2007-06-24 22:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by fire_inur_eyes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you like your eggs in the morning, BUT be care-full with that one as I used it and the reply I got was "un F@*#ing fertilized".
I was down in flames. Another one,
Say "did it hurt?" when she asks "did what hurt" you reply with " that fall from heaven".
Ho well, good luck buddy.
2007-06-24 22:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tooly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not Fred Flintstone but can I come over and make your Bed Rock.
2007-06-24 22:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have two:
Your face is like treasure... go bury it
and
Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you are the bomb!
2007-06-24 22:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by allie2299 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you want? You Look like a bug.
2007-06-24 22:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by daboss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that space pants you're wearing because your as.s is out of this world it's cheesy but i still think it's funny
2007-06-24 22:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, those are nice shoes! Want to F_ _K??
2007-06-24 22:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Haywood Jablomee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a mirror in your pants cause i see my face in there
2007-06-24 22:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Wanna f#ck?"
Seriously. It either works or it doesn't. If it doesn't work.. oh well. If it works... friggin score.
2007-06-24 22:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋