2007-06-24 21:31:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A better duel would be between the believers of each of the mythologies! Can you say Pay-Per-View?
You have to just marvel at the stun-gun absurdity of fighting to the death over what happens after you die.
— Dennis Miller
2007-06-24 21:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by HawaiianBrian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) has meatball missles, God has christians with ficticious bibles, Zeus has lightning bolts, and Thor has a hammer..
In the first sorte God is gone his christians with bibles are no match for meatball missles, a hammer or lightning..
In the second sorte FMS goes down, there is only so many meatball missles available and he would run out pretty quickly.. Add to that Thors ability to send the meatballs back with a swing of the hammer (like a bat) and FMS is sauced...
The true battle would be between Thor and Zeus.. At close range Thor would has the advantage because he carrys that huge hammer which is great in hand to hand style combat...
At a distance Zeus has the advantage because lightning bolts are an extremely effective long range weapon...
So if Thor can avoid the lightning and get in close for hand to hand combat he wins if not the fight goes to Zeus..
The battle between Zeus and Thor is too close to call as both have a lot going for them and it all comes down to Thor's ability to get in close over Zeus's ability to hit with pin point accuracy without a GPS guidance system...
2007-06-24 21:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would defeat Thor in a close semi-final matchup. The Flying Spaghetti Monster would defeat Zeus in a thrilling double-overtime match. In the Finals, God would jump out to an early lead and cause many spectators to predict his eventual victory. However, the Flying Spaghetti Monster would pull off an upset, coming from behind to win the championship.
2007-06-24 21:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no God but one God who has No Name, No Shape, No Likeness! This is a simple criteria to distinguish a True God and a False God!
Read 4 line defination of God.(Al-QURAN; Ch. 112:01-04).
The NAME told to Moses in Torah " I AM WHAT I AM ".- Means NO NAME!
Immaginary Gods must have a NAME...!!!
Mythological deity is an human assumption having no evidence of existance! Hence must have a name!!
European Gods:
Thor - God of Thunder;God of destruction. Found in Iceland.
FSM - A Fish like flying-God - be the creator of universe.
Zeus - The king of Gods. Found in Grece & colonies (Syria).
Babylon & Assuryan Gods:
BAAL, Ayzuz, Ashtaret etc. These Gods were attributed to the highest degree of powers among all other Gods.
But...all Gods/Goddesses vanished with their cultures & societies! The realm of myths also vanished!
Hence only Names are found in history.
We never discuss these Gods just use them as reference??
The Almighty God - the lord of universe wins and rules the hearts and minds of believers and non-believers too!!
Why we discuss him again and again if He does not exist???
2007-06-25 01:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by aslam09221 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM would totally win. His many noodly appendages would be able to defend against the other gods. No other god has the ability to defend against multidimensional attacks like The FSM can.
All hail his noodlyness.
2007-06-24 21:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One forgets that the FSM has legions of pirates on its side. So, FSM wins, obviously. But seriously, how about the FSM versus the IPU? Now there's a fight!
2007-06-25 01:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by theoryparker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. I'm thinking Zeus and God would have quite the brawl after they destroyed Thor and FSM.
'Course, they're most likely the same entity, so... well... we all have our internal turmoil....
2007-06-24 21:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think thor with his hammer and lightning strike! he can also fly!!! but zues can throw lighning bolts and call pon the forces of the titans! god has the upperhand in all because he can pretty mutch do anything!!!
2007-06-24 21:36:01 · answer #8 · answered by SocietyOfDecency 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the source of all life would hands down,
2007-06-24 21:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by nquizativ1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm well of course I root for God since I believe in him, but the FSM is pretty cute............
2007-06-24 21:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by Lesbian & Uniterian 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋