Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his *** of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.
2007-06-24 21:11:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think that's mildly funny, but the duck joke by one answerer is hilarious.
Signed: a gay conservative. (But I still thought it was funny.)
2007-06-26 09:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!!
arnie,bush and clinton die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the arnie accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, the clinton steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter , who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
bush has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on...a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The woman replies, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck"
2007-06-24 21:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA! that really is funny. Going to hell would be more enjoyable now.........
2007-06-24 21:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by whitelighter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-27 20:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAAHHA that joke and the prez joke.. both hilarious
thanks for that! :)
2007-06-25 20:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by sarah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i though that was really funny thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-24 21:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.... that was cool
2007-06-24 21:16:27 · answer #7 · answered by highlyjobless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho
ho
2007-06-24 21:17:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋