2007-06-24 17:58:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell him you're going to be away from work for a few days to attend anger management classes.
2007-06-24 18:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by six3x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all why would you do that? But if that really does happen then just tell him "Boss, I punched the window and I cut my hand, gimme a raise."
2007-06-25 01:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by aRChIE! :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you punched a window in the office then tell him you were upset (about whatever it was), you lost your temper and you apologize and will pay for the window.
If you need some time off or he will ask about your hand tell him you cut it working outiside on some broken glass! Or scraped it badly on a brick
2007-06-25 01:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A window next time aim for a door. But tell him he truth every guy has punched some object in their life.
2007-06-25 01:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That you were really, really hungry, shoved the fork in too far, and accidentally chomped down on your fist.
OR
... that you were attacked by a gang of land sharks... you only suffered a cut hand, but "you shoulda seen those sharks when I was done with them..."
OR
The truth...
OR
...better yet...
WHY do you need to say ANYTHING at all to your boss?
2007-06-25 01:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you parked it on the crub and one of the grass man was weed wacky and a rock came up and hit the window. tell him that you did not see him but someone had told you this who did see it. and if he asks for a name make one up.
or tell him the truth.
tell him you fell or that you were cutting something for dinner and you cut your hands.
2007-06-25 01:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did you punch a window? tell him you fell through a door or something and was trying to catch yourself, with your hand
2007-06-25 01:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should tell your boss "I punched a window and cute my hand"
2007-06-25 01:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by juliet88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fell down and happened to fall on a mirror that was laying around, and it cut your hand : D
ps:
hope your hand gets better!!
<3
-Chinaz
2007-06-25 01:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by R.I.P Donnie♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't advocate lying, but if you tell him the truth, it is going to ruin your reputation. Maybe you should tell him that you tripped and tried to break your fall by putting your hands out, but the force of your body broke the window.
2007-06-25 01:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by TwinkaTee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋