Maybe all Jesus has ever saved is Green Stamps. Maybe that part got left out.
2007-06-24 17:18:50 · 16 answers · asked by yarn whore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if all jesus saved was green stamps - then he would have a really cool toaster and matching microwave.
sometimes we strive to hard to make things to serious - jesus would find this one funny - thanks :D
2007-06-24 17:23:54 · answer #1 · answered by John O'Keefe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never understood what people think we have to be saved from. But then, my concept of God is different from theirs, and does not judge or condemn. Also, since a soul is something we are, rather than something we have, a soul cannot ever be lost. *sm*
2007-06-24 17:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by LadyZania 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got nothing to loose...Lived a better life anyway
2007-06-24 17:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then we will save money LOL
2007-06-24 17:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by blahblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then I've got nothing to lose by believing that he suffered and paid for my sins.
2007-06-24 17:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Then I'll still be happy loving Jesus.
2007-06-24 17:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I thought he saved using double coupons.
EDIT: For goodness sake people, it was a light-hearted answer to a light-hearted question. Laugh a little it won't hurt, I promise!!!
2007-06-24 17:21:34 · answer #7 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
pretty hefty price for just stamps
2007-06-24 17:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by ✞ Ephesians 2:8 ✞ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And maybe the geeks shall inherit the earth! lol!
2007-06-24 17:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by pixie 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
then i wanna be a green stamp.
2007-06-24 17:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋