so there is this monster outside of my house, and it wants to eat me, but NOW, he's ganged up with his ghost-friends and they are haunting me inside the house and i cant escape and i dont know what to do!? i feel so trapped, i think im gonna die!
help. if u have a heart..help..and YES im serious and NO im not crazy..
so..help. im gonna pick a best answer!
2007-06-24 16:59:20 · 21 answers · asked by soccer•basketball•star•6702 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
call the police monsters
2007-06-24 17:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
put on ALL the lights, put on loud music, and then call someone and have a good yak.
by the time someone comes to tell you to turn the music down, you can tell them about the monsters etc etc, and then they can do something.
aka trap them in jars/vacuum cleaners/hot air balloons/their shoes etc.
then release them INTO THE WILD!! where they will go and pester some other poor soul, who hopefully doesnt have yahoo answers..and then the problem will have been solved.
alternatively, you could pull a sly one on them.
1) hire a party bus with a speaker system on top
2) get it to drive outside of your house, calling 'roll up! roll up! a free trip to the seaside and circus for all monsters and ghosts in the vacinity!"
3) the monsters will be delighted, unbelieving of their good luck, and frantically leap into the bus, whereby it will drive off, into the sunset, to find some sort of canyon or similar, and driv into the crevice.
PROBLEM SOLVED!!
2007-06-25 00:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, um, love, uh ... I suggest you pray...
You did ask this question in the "Mental Health" section, so I guess you may realize that your brain is a little crazy, but only the person who thinks they are crazy, really isn't so be happy =)
The only type of monsters are the ones that come from the devil, so I just say to say these words outloud;" Lord Jesus, I know I may not have been quite near you for awile, but I am sorry, but right now I need to to save me from the munsters outside"
erm... good luck ...
2007-06-25 00:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by wallflower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Is this for real? Either you are developing a mental disdorder or you are being plagued by the devil. How do you want us to help you? Are you just afraid to go outside such as agoraphobia or do you see something? There are no such things as monsters or ghosts. Call on the Lord Jesus Christ and the devil will leave your home immediately. The devil causes all evil. It might take a while for him to leave you alone permanently.
2007-06-25 00:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by confusedmom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you do need help and there are modern day ghost busters or at least the ones that talk to them and tell them to go away. Suggest you give them a call. Watch the travel channel "most haunted." It will give you some ideas. Good luck.
2007-06-25 00:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by El Guapo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are really serious then maybe you should find somewhere else to stay for awhile. During this time you need to invest in some of those ghost busters that can contact them and let you know why they reside at your house, which will also tell you if you need to permanently find a new place to stay!!
2007-06-25 00:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by Driene gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to be more specific about what kind of monster it is so we know what we're dealing with. Ghosts actually can't kill you unless that was something they missed out on when they were alive so you just need to concentrate on trapping the monster or getting it to go away
2007-06-25 00:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a bat to take out the monster, and laugh at the ghosts. They can't hurt you anyway- they're just jealous that you're still alive. The monster is your primary target.
2007-06-25 00:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is oviouse. all you have to do is
1. get something that would calm you down (like something dear to you like a doll or w/ e)
2. findsomething you think could protect you. like a base ball bat.
3. call police.
4. warn people to make them aware of the situation
5. call ghost busters.
2007-06-25 00:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by drumlinegato10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call 911...or go to the neighbors house and ask them to save u from the monsters
2007-06-25 00:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Surrahh :D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously aren't being serious. Real insane people have a lot better hallucinations than the one you're trying to pass off....
2007-06-25 00:06:57 · answer #11 · answered by spike_spiegel40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋