A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?"
2007-06-24 16:09:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... good one...
the little girl is one smart kid too for a 10 year old ~~
Star YOU !!
2007-06-24 16:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Daydream 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I mean it is kinda funny, but it would be a really fun one if it was told out loud with good acting skills.
2007-06-24 16:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by FlashOfBlade(Dime Bros) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that joke last week, but its still funny the second time around.
2007-06-24 16:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by Cardinals = Greatness 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you silly willy!that was pretty much like candy.first it's sweet.then it's sour.
2007-06-24 16:17:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was silly. I liked it. Good question on her part though.......
2007-06-24 16:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Schrödinger the Cat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oweeeeeeeee
2007-06-24 16:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it
2007-06-24 16:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by pecola princepessa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rude, not too funny lol,
2007-06-24 16:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww. that's kinda silly.
2007-06-24 16:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol what a smart answer
good.......
2007-06-24 16:51:18 · answer #10 · answered by 1111 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋