Sure both were born of a virgin impregnated by the holy ghost and their birth was signaled by a star in the east, which three wise men followed to his birth. Sure, both were crucified by the cross and then resurrected three days later. Sure both had 12 disciples and both went around walking on water and healing the sick.
But I think you guys are forgetting one thing... Horus wasn't a carpenter. How do you explain that!?
2007-06-24 13:23:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because Horus was a dog. Dogs don't DO carpentry, they CHEW on carpentry. (and other pieces of woodwork)
You're a very funny person... I love your humor :)
Raji the Green Witch
edit: Anthony, Lighten up.... it was a joke, for crying out loud. God HAS a sense of humor and laughs uproariously too.
2007-06-24 13:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
all races and religions believe pretty much the same thing. there's an all powerful higher being, a good guy (sometimes the same all powerful being) who sets an example of what is good and right, a bad guy (in most cases) who is the example of what is wrong and evil who we must reject, a reward for leading a good life (usually a paradise of some sort), and punishment for leading a bad life (usually a hell of some sort). catholics, however, seem to be the only ones to have discovered the whole confession loophole...lucky b*st*rds...oh well, good thing im a heretic.
2007-06-24 13:35:40 · answer #2 · answered by case h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horus was a donut maker. So what?
There's one thing you neglected to mention: Jesus said he was sending in a sacred ghost. Horus didn't have a sacred ghost to send.
At the first big believers' ball, Jesus' sacred ghost shows up -- only it's his uncle wearing a sheet. That doesn't score any points in my book.
On the other hand, who the fock was Horus.
2007-06-24 13:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Sadly, most Christians have probably never heard of Horus, or Mithras, or Chrishna, or Dionysus, or Prometheus, etc - and therefore have no idea that Jesus was NOT the first virgin-borne, miracle-performing, wisdom-sharing, crucified god.
2007-06-24 13:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by gelfling 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Horus was Jesus' "Igor". Or the other way around...I always forget which
2007-06-24 13:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
What is a carpenter?
Dare away! They do, and will. And I thank divine intervention for that ..... what ever you may want divine intervention to be.
Horus is Egyptian.
2007-06-24 13:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Who in the world is Horus? I have never heard of him. What religion does he belong to? Jesus I know. Horus I don't know.
2007-06-24 13:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by Dalton 2 · 1⤊ 6⤋
Horus was as mythical for the Egyptians as Zeus was to the Greeks. Jesus actually is the "I am"
2007-06-24 13:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mike M 4 · 0⤊ 7⤋
LMAO!!!as you can see nothing happened...they had decided to turn off their brains and did it...
2007-06-24 13:42:43 · answer #9 · answered by mpcagk 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
freewill and thinking for themselves.
Is he the one with the head of a jackal..
2007-06-24 13:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋