A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, Its because you're 24."
2007-06-24 13:18:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm blond and i thought it was too funny!
2007-06-24 13:24:15 · update #1
In Phoenix, that's not a joke, that's something that really happens.
2007-06-24 13:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Clutch Cargo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty good. you deserve a blonde joke in return:
The Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."
Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note:
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
2007-06-24 20:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mark67 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
I got one. What's the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning?
Goes home.
2007-06-24 20:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by nardo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! I love it. SOO Funny!!! And i'm a natural blond as well
2007-06-24 20:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by Rei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-24 20:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha good 1 lol she's 24
2007-06-24 20:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao it's still funny. Freaking great joke.
2007-06-24 20:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by sweetxoblivion 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny :D
2007-06-24 21:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!I'll tell you one.
3 women were sentenced to death. There was a blonde, a redhead, and a black haired girl. They were supposed to be shot by a millitary team.
When the team was ready, they said
ready, aim.................
when the redhead screamed, "tornado!"
everyone started looking around and the redhead escaped.
Then when they started again, they said,
ready, aim..................
when the black haired girl screamed, "blizzard!"
everyone started looking around and she escaped.
Then the team started again,
ready, aim....................
when the blonde screamed, "fire!"
2007-06-24 20:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by Stallion S. 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
AAHAHAHAHAA! Good one! Anyway, do all blondes are stupid by nature? I have no idea. Well, I starred your jokes anyway.... :D
2007-06-24 20:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋