One day, a class of third graders from the city was taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm. The kids were amazed to see all the different kinds of animals on the farm.
So the farmer asks one little girl, "What's the difference between a rooster and a hen?"
"The hen lays eggs." replied the little girl.
"Very good!" said the farmer. Then the farmer asked another little girl, "What's the difference between a duck and a turkey?"
"Well," replied the little girl. "Turkeys can't swim and turkeys are what we have on Thanksgiving Day."
"Very good!" exclaimed the farmer. Then he asks little Johnny, "Do you know the difference between a bull and a cow?"
"Yes, I do" replied little Johnny from the city. "Bulls smile when
you milk them."
2007-06-24 13:01:42 · 8 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't listen to them. I liked it.
good luck.
2007-06-24 15:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by john 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly joke and not too funny. 7/10.
2007-06-24 13:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL in a funny not funny sort of way...
2007-06-24 13:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by TheApocalypticOrgasm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!! Star for you
2007-06-24 13:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait for it...wait for it....oh it's STILL not funny.
but this is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erlZnMekZ0&NR=1
hope you like!
2007-06-24 13:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-06-24 13:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is stupid
2007-06-24 13:05:15 · answer #7 · answered by steph(: <3 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny!!!
2007-06-24 13:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by BLH 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋