Fred died and went to Hell where he was met by Satan's demon and was given the choice of punishment eternal or the opportunity to lift himself to success. "You can rot in the bowels of the Abyss pit of ten thousand tortures or you can take the ladder on my left and climb your way to success" the Demon says. Fred tought for a second and said "I don't fancy eternal tortures so I'll climb the ladder to success." so he sets off to climb the ladder to success, he was climbing fo several weeks and feeling very tired when he came to a cave and in the cave was a blonde with a bottle of whiskey beckoning him in. He was determined and refused but continued to climb the ladder to success, another week passed and he came across another cave with 4 blondes anad a case of Burbuon beckoning him in. Again he refused determined to climb the ladder to success, after another 3 mnths he finally reached the top and there sitting in the corner was a small fat greasy sweating ugly individual with a smile on
2007-06-24 12:18:52 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
His face. Fred asked are you here to instruct me how finish the journey to success.? No said the fat man I'm Cess.
2007-06-24 12:20:43 · update #1
lol good one.
2007-06-24 13:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny one!haha.
regards blog,how da`ya start one!look's like fun,i ain't to computer wise.
Ill have to find me someone in the know.
now give me a horse and some stear's and im with it no problem.
funny thing is everyone think's,us american's are all good with them,mind you if i had one of my brother's er,then they'd know.pop's not that much better,but ill ask him.
he reckons i was badly educated,hay i did alot off skiveing it's what you call it yea.
spent most of our time me and my buddy jo'at a local "snack shak'an coffee bar"and listen to country music,bit of a country junkie'.
2007-06-25 00:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-24 13:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny he should have stoppped at the 4 blondes lol
2007-06-24 12:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me laugh. It's a long way to go just to suc cess!!
:-)))
2007-06-24 12:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhhhh, thats not funny
2007-06-24 12:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by katy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny Suc-cess
2007-06-24 12:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by tendertrex 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, funny though.
2007-06-24 17:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told it better lol
2007-06-24 12:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a moral to that story
2007-06-24 13:29:18 · answer #10 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i had to think about it..after awhile its funny
2007-06-24 13:56:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋