The private tec said I need your help to get the evidence on your wife's adultery for the court. They do it in a field. I'll be the front of a pantomime cow, you be at the back. We'll creep across the field unnoticed and I'll photograph the pair of them. Half way across the field the tec said Can you run? the man said- In this costume? I'll be f****d if I can. You'll be f****d if you can't, said the tec, Here comes a bull.
2007-06-24
12:08:36
·
14 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles