In search of adventure, an attractive young lady decides to head to the Far East and stows away on the first available ship.
After a month, the ship's captain finds her - and is surprised that after a month at sea she's well fed and cared for. He realises that she must have befriended someone on board, but is surprised when she confesses that it was his first officer. Apparently every morning he would give her a full English breafast and a bath, and had said that he would continue to do so until they reached Japan.
"And what did he ask in return?" queried the captain.
"You might say he took advantage, blushed the beauty.
"Too bl**dy right he did, chuckled the old sea dog. "You're on the Belfast to Liverpool ferry."
2007-06-24 11:46:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i haven't laughed that much sens the last time i looked in the morrow ....lol.....and a very good joke ..........LOL.......
2007-06-24 12:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Death follows us all 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-06-24 18:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-24 20:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never going to Japan....Just getting a good (you know what)!!
LOL good one!
2007-06-24 18:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-06-24 19:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMIAOSFHISMS Those Ferrymen are right swine ain't they.
2007-06-24 20:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe pretty funny
2007-06-24 18:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was she blonde by any chance?!
2007-06-24 18:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by katy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one :-D
2007-06-24 18:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huhhai, very nice
2007-06-24 18:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by fuzzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋