Is it worse to drink coffee or to masturbate?
2007-06-24 10:53:58 · 8 answers · asked by Cheese and Rice 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, in your case, probably masturbating, considering it is impossible to drink coffee with such a severe case of rectal cranial displacement disorder....
2007-06-25 14:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Fotomama 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sexual sins are just under denying the holy ghost, and murder. Coffee comes after sexual sins.
A good rule of thumb to go by is: whichever wickedness makes you happier, is probably the more evil of the two.
by applying this rule of thumb, I'd have to say masturbation is way more evil, because It's way funner.
2007-06-24 12:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good question. I would have to say masturbate because I know several who drink caffeine.
2007-06-24 11:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The unrepented sin.
2007-06-26 03:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Isolde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could be a toss-up. However, today I'm fresh out of filters..
2007-06-25 06:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no sin scale they are ALL equally bad.
2007-06-24 10:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥itsme♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Polygamy!!
2007-06-24 10:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They'll probably excommunicate you for both knowing those tyrants. Or they'll make you pay 30% tithing instead of 10%....probably the second one: more money for hinkley and his general authority dogs.
2007-06-24 11:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by 17*mezzo*17 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋