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I don't recall anything like this in my history books, and photos of the moon surface look pretty barren. How could this be? Did we land on the wrong part of the moon? Did we only see one small piece, and made a gross error in judgment assuming that the rest of the moon was the same?

2007-06-24 10:41:00 · 11 answers · asked by Cheese and Rice 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Actually Joseph taught this concept according to his secretary Oliver Huntington in 1837, and they lived 'within' the moon. Mormons like to split hairs, so I offer this as clarification. Philo Dibble also confirms Smiths lunar residents as tallish Quaker-type guys as described by both Hyrum and Joseph. Young simply continued the beloved prophets scientific revelations.

John Heinerman's celebrated and seminal work "People In Space" (1989) claims additional footprints and a human skeleton were discovered on the moon, but to this day are 'hushed up'. He also refers to "Lunar Transient Phenomena" (flashy red lights) in the Aristarchus - Herodotus - Schroter's Valley area. All this before page 3.

Heinerman has published lots of herbal/medicinal books, one I think is called 'Joseph Smith Health Foods'.

2007-06-24 11:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 2 0

Yes, I don' think we have seen ALL of the moon.

And Brigham Young wasn't a scientist. Many intelligent people back then believed there were people on the moon. He never said that GOD TOLD HIM that there were men on the moon and that we must believe it to be saved or anyting like that.

2007-06-24 18:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 1 1

Come on, man, why're you being so tough on Brigham Young? He took his best guess. Like the authors of the bible. And if the authors of the bible are exempt from the hilarity of your question, why isn't Mr. Young?

Oh, you say he liked young chicks? Muhammed liked young chicks. And you like young chicks, don't you? Oh... wait a minute... my earbud is buzzing... listening... hmm... yeah, okay, let me rephrase... Mr. Young would've been arrested for "doing-them-young" (Muhammed would've been stoned to death - another story) ... but you have more sense - when I say you like them young, I mean over 21.

What? The moon? Oh yeah, man never landed on the moon. It was Arizona, I tell you. Arizona!

2007-06-24 10:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brigham Young was a complete nutjob. You should know that. Get over it already

2007-06-24 10:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I am not sure of the men but I do know they took a great big bite and it didn't taste anything like cheese.

2007-06-24 13:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by repstat 3 · 0 0

They had gone to Mars for vacation.

It is so fabulous to sun oneself by the canals this time of year!

2007-06-24 10:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They live over next to the McDonalds..

2007-06-24 10:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0 0

They went on Vacation to Mars!!!

Like it so much they Never Came Back!!!








Wahooo!!!

2007-06-24 10:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thou maketh me laugh! Har-har-har!

2007-06-24 10:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 2 0

Yes, they found you and brought you to earth. Thanks for asking!!!

2007-06-24 12:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 0 0

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