When is the next Satans Secret Atheist Society this month?

Question

Ozzy Osborne is the guest speaker and he will be speaking of his Halcion days.( literally.)

Please bring a covered meat dish or dessert and no Tuna or hamburger Helper please.

Ozzy will have a translator and subtitles. Thank you for asking.

Answer 1

I hope we have a translator for Ozzy..I can never make out what he says..

Answer 2

The day before the new Harry Potter book comes out, it will be a preview for the satanic contents of the book. JK Rowling is our false prophet.

Answer 3

Actually it's the Satanic Atheist Evolutionary Conspiracy meeting.. we meet every Monday night 7:30pm Eastern time in Pangel's chatroom.
The Illuminati caters, and last week, Satan himself was our guest speaker.
Anyone actually interested in attending can email me, Pangel or Lokasenna through our profiles for the url.

Thanks!

Answer 4

This month's is over. It was on the 21st. Was ate s'mores, and sang karaoke while we sucked stem cells out of embryos.

We always do that for the summer solstice. How could you forget?

You'll have to wait for the blue moon festival on the 30th.

Answer 5

Kallan is correct, there is an weekly meeting on Monday nights at Pangel's chat. Pangel and Kallan are the ones to contact.

I am fairly sure on resigning my position as "Illuminati caterer" (i.e. not going back) though....Markyyy talked me into going back one more time.

Answer 6

I better get started on extra cookies and jello

Answer 7

I make a mean pot roast... Or I could whip up some BBQ babyback ribs.

Answer 8

Sign me up! I'll bring brownies. With pot in them, of course.

Answer 9

Can't tell..... it's a secret... *NoOne* knows...

Answer 10

Thanks for bring this up!