Whats the Funniest or cutest thing you've seen a child do or say?

Question

I work in a nursery, so I've seen lots. But my fave is....... A boy goes into the bathroom as it's getting cleaned and comes out all exited and shout's at the top of his voice " OK who did the blue wee wee? "

Answer 1

My son, aged 4 was trying to pick up a 56lb weight from the workshop floor.. "Dad, this weighs a ton"...

Answer 2

The puppies turned over their water bowl and got wet. They are in the garage with the washing machine and dryer. My daughter put them in the dryer and shut the door to dry them.
All I heard was thumping and wimpering puppies, but I saved them. I was close by and watching her or it could have been worse. They staggered for a moment and then took off. The 2 puppies got into more trouble than my daughter. Thirty years later, I still tell this story.

Answer 3

When my daughter was about three, her dad plumbed in my first automatic washing machine. I put the washing in and settled down to watch tv after years of washing in the sink, or slaving over a twin tub. After some time, she came in the front room with a very worried look on her face "Mummy" she said "It's raining in the cupboard". So much for her dads plumbing skills!!!

Answer 4

There was a toddler on the tram some months ago. All the people, especially elderly ladies, started to wave, smile and pull faces. He was totally unimpressed and just looked a bit annoyed. Then his older sister started to stroke his head. He took a deep breath - like being really annoyed now - and halfheartedly started to stroke her hair. I burst with laughter.

Answer 5

my 4 year old was doing some writing before bed last night, when she started scribbling on her paper. I asked her why she was doing this and she replied "its my hands mummy, their too tired to write properly!!"

also, about 3 weeks ago my daughter's nursery class were doing a project on Spring, and they had some frog spawn in a tank.
I asked my daughter's friend where baby tadpoles came from and because he can't pronouce his words properly, he announce proudly that "Miss McGlasson says tadpoles come from Frog Porn!!"

I was actually crying with laughter

Answer 6

when i was a nursery nurse at a primary school i asked a group of 5 year olds to paint the rock on the table....and they did just that. they ignored the paper in front of them and painted the rock...lol!!

yesterday i went to the shops with my hubby and two boys. our eldest has Chicken pox, so my hubby stayed in the car with him. i parked outside the shop and took our three year old out of his seat. there were people walking past and our little one stepped in front of them, held up his hand and said loudly
"stop man, ladies.... chicken spots is in here"??

Answer 7

I was at this party thing and me and my brother we doing shadow puppets (we were young at the time). And then this little kid sticks out his finger and goes 'it's a worm!' It sounds a bit wrong now that I'm older, but I still laugh when I think about it.

Answer 8

My children 2 and 5 argue over anything. if one says "up" the other says "down". We were listening the the radio and that Black Eyed Peas song came on "My humps". My daughter and son started yelling at each other "MY humps" no "MY humps!" I felt like a terrible mother!!!

Answer 9

i work in a nursery and pre school so i see lots that make my sides chuckle...... i asked one what butterflies are and they replied i dont know but i know they are made from butter! lol another said whist showing me a cut on their finger that they had cut it whilst playing with a knife i said to them why did you touch a knife and they replied to make sure it cut! i could really go on but do you know what kids do say the funniest of things thats why i love my job xxxxxxxxx

Answer 10

A family friend is walking down the street and says to my 2yr cuzin "your looking good kid what do you got a girlfriend or something" and my cuzin say "No i got a MOM" with a big smile on his face