A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again"
*****no offense to the blondes*****
plz give a star
2007-06-24 07:44:44 · 13 answers · asked by sweet l 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg thats sooooo funny!!! Good one!! i love blonde jokes!!! wow you should post more!!=p thanks for brightening up my day!!!!!! you are soo cool and funny!!!! haha!!
love always~Jessica
2007-06-25 08:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by jessica l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metal around her neck the blonde wispered " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms"
2016-05-19 08:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
Star 4 U!
2007-06-24 07:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Hoffman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh that's funny. I love blonde jokes maybe you should paste some more.
Star 4 You
2007-06-24 07:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup
2015-06-18 17:26:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not that funny. but here's one. What's a brunette's mating call????? Has the blonde left yet?
2007-06-24 07:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i starred u that was a good joke
2007-06-24 07:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Ali_Lynn1039 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that is one of my favorite jokes, i usually tell it to my cousin and she gets really mad at me lol. I gave you a star!!!! yayy lol :p
<3 Ashley
2007-06-24 07:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by Julia♥ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
tha si so stupidly funny. good one.
2007-06-24 08:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by libenally 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was pretty funny
2007-06-24 07:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by breakawayand1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋