A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
2007-06-24 07:29:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you like it please give a star
please
2007-06-24 07:32:16 · update #1
no offense to the blondes its just a joke.
2007-06-24 07:39:05 · update #2
thanx for the joke i loved it.if u have any more pleasse add
2007-06-24 08:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by Lafytafy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starred it for you. Now here is a blonde joke that will be popular for Christmas.
A group of carolers had just started singing, "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" as they were collecting non-perishable food items in a neighborhood. They approach a house and ring the doorbell, and a blonde woman answers. Right away, the carolers start singing, "Now bring us some figgy pudding/Now bring us some figgy pudding/Now bring us some figgy pudding./Now bring us some here./We won't go until we get some./We won't go until we get some./We won't go until we get some./Til we get some good cheer."
"Hang on a moment," the blonde says, and proceeds to go through all her pantries, including the one down in her basement.
The carolers wait about ten minutes before the blonde comes back with various pudding packs. "I'm sorry, I don't have any figgy pudding. Would you like some chocolate, butterscotch or banana instead?"
2007-06-24 14:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was funny. It took me back to when AOL first came out. The man said you've got mail and my aunt kept telling me to see if the mailman was outside and I was just wondering "How does the computer know the mail is here?" It wasn't but now I think it was pretty funny.
Star for you^_^
2007-06-24 14:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by jaskai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny you got a star from me on that one. But, now you have a major problem. Your are not politically correct.
To be politically correct your are going to have to tell us an brunette joke, a raven haired joke, and a redhead joke! Ha Ha Ha!
Still a good one.
2007-06-24 14:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes ....thats a great one
2007-06-24 14:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by katana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loll i heard it before
2007-06-24 14:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard that one before but i still like it
2007-06-24 14:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! this is really funny, i actually wrote it down, good 1.
2007-06-24 14:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by Antonella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS SO FUNNY U GET A STAR
2007-06-24 14:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um tats sorta mean
I'm blonde
2007-06-24 14:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋