he wasn't a zombie [they don't exist]. Jesus walked on the water, and god parted the sea. Oh i left out the tooth fairy, santa, and the easter bunny, and satan,oh he exists doesn't he?
2007-06-24 04:54:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
looks like you paid attention in class and church........LOL (I don't get it either, I just wanted the 2 points)
2007-06-24 04:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Doug S 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God exists but bounded us to Earth because Adam
bit into the apple. Werewolves and vampires do
exist but are not supernatural (they are chemical).
Jesus was a story to provide a chair for soldiers
to lean onto when thinking they are going to die
in the current war (whatever time or date).
God did not, they mistaked it for an earthquake,
the story was fake. Zombies do exist, they
have brought people back to life before.
Global warming is false and is just to keep
your mind off the immigrants, nuclear war, etc.
Tooth fairy does not exist (well they never came
to anyone). Easter bunny was a real rabbit but
isn't half human and real, no.
Satan exists alright, probably not in personal
form but in force, yes.
2007-06-24 14:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, maybe... I don't know if God exists or Jesus did anything cool like that. But I don't dismiss a religion just because it sounds a little strange to me. I have seen and heard of stranger things. Like how matter is mostly empty space. If you knew that, you are now thinking "duh." If you didn't, well actually it is true. But anyway, it's not "duh." From what you can observe with your senses, it's amazingly illogical, counter-intuitive, and strange to think that in reality that chair you are sitting on is mostly the space between tiny particles (as are you) and yet your hand never goes through things that you touch, does it?
Don't tell me they are unrelated. They are related in that you are using your senses and logic to judge an idea, but your senses are most likely woefully unequipped to judge them. Don't try and pronounce anything as necessarily wrong until you have all the facts, until there is nothing about it that you don't know. Which will be never, by the way.
And maybe werewolves do exist? (Stares at you and makes creepy noises)
2007-06-24 20:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mysterious Bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tooth fairy, santa and the easter bunny don't exist (at least, not as far as I know). Other than that, you appear to be making progress.
2007-06-24 12:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty much. Except Santa Claus did exist. He just wasn't an elf, and he didn't travel around the world in one night.
2007-06-24 12:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by singwritelaugh 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
By definition Jesus had to have been a zombie. And his religion is simply the spreading of the zombie plaugue. Hello, they eat the "body and blood" of Christ, that's canabalism, that's a zombie in training.
2007-06-24 12:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by Chance20_m 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I find it very confusing as well. And apparently talking snakes and donkeys do exist. I am guessing Shrek is a documentary just like the Flintstones..
2007-06-24 11:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
buy the new King James version of the Bible and read it it is easy to understand. sometimes reading the whole Bible is too tall of a task for some folks if you are one of those i would strongley recommend you reading the new testament.it simply teaches love, respect, compassion, kindness, etc. now whats so hard to believe about that. good luck !!!
2007-06-24 12:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by flazzmaster 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for an entertaining question. It is my belief that of all the above mentioned, only the true ones are found in the Bible. As a believer of the Bible and a Christian. I have Faith in those events. Hope you have a super day!!
2007-06-24 12:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Another open-minded atheist?
2007-06-24 11:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by Me 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋