Little Johnny was getting his baseball gear to play hooky from school when his mom came home early from work. He ran into the closest room (hers) and hid in the closet.
He sat there quietly as his mom and a man entered the room, stripped down and proceeded to have sex.
A few minutes later, Johnny's dad entered the house, and the man in the bedroom scrambled to hide the closet. they sat in silence for a moment, until Johnny said...
"Dark in here huh?"
The man replied "Yes it is"
"Do you like my baseball glove?"
"Its nice"
"You wanna buy it?"
"How much kid?"
"$50"
So the guy peels the bills out of his wallet, and some time later makes his escape with his new baseball glove.
That evening after dinner, Johnny's dad asks him if he wanted to play catch. Johnny explained that he sold his Mitt to a friend for $50 bucks. His dad lectured him on cheating his friends but let it go.
2007-06-24 04:40:25 · 31 answers · asked by dont_know_4_sure 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day, Johnny ran into his mom's room to get his Bat, which he had left in the closet. His mom and her friend came in and once again he found himself hiding in the closet.
Dad's truck... Johnny finds himself with company again..
"Dark in here huh?"
"aight kid what now?"
"Like my bat?"
"How much?"
"$100"
That night, When he declined batting practice Johnny's Dad told him that he was wrong for cheating his friends and took him to his first confession to confess his sins.
Johnny entered the confession cubicle and looked around, asthe priest slid open the window Johnny looked up and said..
"Wow, dark in here, huh?"
The priest replied...
"Look kid, don't start that sh*t again"
2007-06-24 04:46:01 · update #1
omg lol funnyy i gave u stars :)
2007-06-24 04:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-06-28 02:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by Oops 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-06-24 04:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by the answerer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The priest was the man in the closet
Pretty funny!!
2007-06-24 04:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Snazzy_queen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that was good enough to be a classic, Yeah I enjoyed it very much. I think it's worth a star too
2007-07-02 02:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Haha LOL
2007-07-02 02:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2007-06-30 15:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg the priest was the guy in the closet that is a shame
but ong it is sooooo funny
2007-06-24 05:01:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie! Star for you
2007-07-02 01:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The priest was the one having sex with his mom. That was a good joke. =)(=
2007-06-24 05:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol That's great, I love little johnny
2007-06-30 13:48:30 · answer #11 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋