joke........the red man?

Question

Once there was a man who was completely red so was his house and things.
One day he when up his red stairs, went into his red bathroom, turned on his red tap and ran a bath. But just as he got in the bath the door bell rang….. Typical he thought. But he got out of the bath anyway, put a red towel around himself and went to answer the door, when he open it there was a women standing there, he held out his hand to shake hers but as he did so he drop his towel, the women ran across the road screaming and got hit by a car………..never cross the road when the red mans flashing.

if you think this joke is funny give it a star plz.

Answer 1

thank you very much for cheering me up it's a pitty the one i would have told it too,just passed away,he used to love me telling him joke's.

Answer 2

A Star?
Do you think I'm made of stars?

Yes, the joke was quite good.
A bit better than average.
But a star?

If I give you a star what will happen if I hear an even better joke in five minutes time and I haven't got any stars left?

What would I tell the person.
Go and see the person I gave my last star to and ask for it back?

No - I think I better save it.
In case.

In addition to all that - I suppose you do realise that it's Sunday today?
All the star shops are shut - so I can't go out and get any more until tomorrow.
And who the heck goes star shopping on a Monday?

I think they should sell two for one on a Monday.
Then I would save one for you.

Good Morning.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Yes definitely high levels of chuckleability (if you can't beat them) etc! Fortunately, I went shopping yesterday and have quite a few stars so I guess I can give you one...a star that is!

Answer 5

I starred you because I'm in a good mood today, not because the joke was particularly funny, it was mildly chuckleable.
(And if anyone says that chuckleable isn't a real word, it should be - it's a good word)

Answer 6

that was real funny. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha STAR 4 U

Answer 7

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 8

Funny.!!!

Answer 9

Not funny.

Answer 10

Ha Ha Ha!!!