A driver was stuck in a traffic jam. Suddenly, a man knocked on his window. The driver rolled down his window and asked "What's up?" The man said excitedly, "President Bush has been kidnapped by terrorists. hey will cover him in petrol and burn him if they don't get $10 million ransom." The driver asked, "And what do you want me to do?" "Well, we're going from car to car collecting for the cause," answered the. "Aha... And how much are people giving?" asked the driver. "Oh, somewhere around one or two gallons."
2007-06-24 00:31:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
id give them five gallons lmao good one 10/10 and have a star
2007-06-24 00:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
If Blair was included I will give 10 gallons.
2007-06-24 09:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I forgive you for this one..Honey.. may I bring the Entire US Fire Dept.
We nust protect... THE MAN..... He He I bet some of your fans would love to boil me in hot oil right about now... he he he he.. aren`t we allowed to have an oppion too..
2007-06-25 04:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-06-25 18:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the burning question ?
2007-06-28 17:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...very very good I love it...starred
2007-06-26 19:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sory not a bush fan, so I would have close my window and turn up the music........
2007-06-24 12:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny lol.
2007-06-24 09:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll drink to that.
Another star for you.
2007-06-24 12:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-06-24 08:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋