A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75lb due to serious health risks. Desperate, he signs up for a guaranteed weight loss programme. The next day a voluptuous 19 year old girl arrives, dressed in nothing but running shoes and a sign round her neck, which reads “If you can catch me, you can have me!" He chases her and after catching up, has his way with her. After a few days of this, he is delighted to find he has lost weight and orders a harder programme. The next day, and even sexier woman turns up, wearing nothing but running shoes and the same sign. After five days of her, he decides to go for the company's hardest programme. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous programme." "Absolutely," he replies. The next day there's a knock at the door and standing there is a muscular guy wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
2007-06-24
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