If Snoop was a Marine, do you think he would say, "Semper Fizzle my Nizzle?"?

Question

Also, would the digital utility uniform change from squares to little brown green and black pot leaves? Perhaps, the EGA would be blue and on the left side.

Answer 1

This is by far one of the stupidest questions that i have ever read.
In fact we are all now dumber for reading it

Answer 2

The recruiter would laugh so hard when snoop came in to sign up snoop would just turn around and leave, then to cover his as_ snoop would try and play it off as a publicity stunt.

Answer 3

Snoop wouldn't last as a Marine. He couldn't make it in the military. First, as any Marine, Soldier, or Sailor would tell you, you need to have self respect, and discipline. Snoop has neither of these qualities in the quantity required.

Answer 4

The drill Instructor would say "Atttteennn-shon!!! and Snoop would Poop and say I be darn man! I fizzled in my Nizzles and now I'm going to piddle in my middle while I wiggle and giggle as I explain my fribble. ( Or words to that effect)

Answer 5

Ah! You're funny; his Humvee would have 24 inch rims with spinners and would have a velour interior and gold accents; his SINCGARS radio would be XM Satellite connected and his .50 cal would be chromed plated with pearl handles engraved with Dollar signs.

And he'd be wearing a pimp suit in MARPAT.

Answer 6

Nope, he would disappear into the lean, mean green machine or they would sh*t him out like a bad batch of egg nog.

Answer 7

yeah i think snoop would last most of which would be in the stockade

Answer 8

No... he'd say:

"AAAHHHH THEY SHOOTIN'! THEY SHOOTIN'! COVER ME, I DON'T WANNA DIIIIEEEE!!!"

Probably, anyways.