I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an
old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-06-23 19:35:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.... The following is a true story..
I was working in a shop some years ago when a young man came in with a spiky mohican haircut coloured yellow. Already in the shop was a father with a child of about 4 years old. The child stared at the teenager in amazement and suddenly in a very loud voice said "Daddy, why does that man look like a Chicken?"
To his credit the teenager smiled and said hello to the child.
2007-06-23 19:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by bilbotheman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaha!!! Very good - 10/10!! Have a star!
2007-06-26 08:50:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed that one. By the way did you change your name from Charles R to Charles Clone. It kind of suits you. hee hee. Or are we going to have two of you. lol
2007-06-24 04:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very confident of all his shots, the old man! no 'nil' score ever!
2007-06-24 02:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your getting a little desperate with this now ain't ya no stars ms
2007-06-24 02:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats funny
2007-06-24 05:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by im just a flea bag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as funny as a toothache.
2007-06-24 02:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha good one
2007-06-24 02:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cant draw tumbleweed but it blowing all round that joke
2007-06-24 04:48:42 · answer #9 · answered by mozzie_2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe gd one
2007-06-24 02:38:03 · answer #10 · answered by bruvvamoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋