A young lad had just passed his driving test and he went to his father, a minister, to discuss the use of the family car. His father said, if you bring you're grades up, study you're Bible a little more and get you're hair cut then I'll think about it. A month later the boy went to his father and his father said. "Son I'm real proud of you. You're grades have improved and you've studied your Bible dilligently but you haven't gotten you're hair cut." The boy thought for a mnute and said "Pop I've been thinking that and y'know Samson had long hair,Moses had long hair,Noah had long hair and even Jesus had long hair." His father replied !"Yes son but they walked everywhere."
2007-06-23 18:50:13 · 22 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
loved it pmsl x
2007-06-23 22:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
via Jesus Christ. in addition to, brethren, i would not that ye could be ignorant, how that each and all and sundry our fathers have been under the cloud, and all exceeded in the process the sea; And have been all baptized unto Moses interior the cloud and interior the sea; And did all consume the comparable non secular meat; And did all drink the comparable non secular drink: for they drank of that non secular Rock that observed them: and that Rock grew to become into Christ. without Christ there is no way sin could nicely be taken away. Your subject is your sin. Christ got here to shop sinners.
2016-10-18 12:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by baumgarter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Try this: A Jewish father spoke to God, 'I've got big problems with my son. He doesn't respect our traditions. He wants to change everything. He hasn't got a job. He just wanders around with a weird bunch of male friends.' God replied, 'I understand you very well. I had the same problem with my son.' 'Really! What did you do?'
'I changed my testament.'
2007-06-23 22:25:16 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have another look in the Bible where it says, 'it is shameful for a man to wear long hair, it was given to a woman for a mantle'. The people in the Bible you're talking about never had long hair. thanks for the joke, it made my day. and plenty of God hating homo underneath me. thank God
2007-06-23 19:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Emerald Book Reviews 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha made me laugh. Guess he's not going to be getting the car just yet.
:-)))
2007-06-23 23:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's good. And I'm a crazy born-again.
2007-06-23 18:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by jane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good thank-you. I needed a laugh.
2007-06-23 18:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by islandsigncompany 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaa!!!...
Hmmmm.. wait... Noah had a boat!
2007-06-23 19:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha seriously I like ... have to remember it!
2007-06-23 18:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by chelelovesyou81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"memento, homo, quia pulvis es et in pulverem revertis"
2007-06-23 19:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋