Lesson's to be learned from Noah's Ark
1) Don't miss the boat.
2)Remember we're all in the same boat.
3)Plan ahead! It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4) Stay fit. When you're 600yrs old someone may ask you to do something REALLY BIG.
5)Don't listen to critic's. Just get on with the job that need's to be done.
6)Build you're future on high ground.
7)For safety's sake alway's travel in pair's.
8)Speed isn't everything. Remember the Snail's were on board with the Cheetah's.
9)When you're stressed, FLOAT AWHILE.
10)Remember the Ark was built by amateurs,The Titanic was built by professionals.
and finally.
No matter the storm,When you're with GOD there's alway's a Rainbow.
2007-06-23 18:37:54 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Funny!! Good Night!! It's night time here! You don't need a Rainbow to have a God! I'll Believe in my Own Way!! Sweet Dreams! Sweet Prince!!HA!HA!HA!
2007-06-23 21:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I admire my mother for a different reason.. I admire her because what she has done.. Eventhough burdened with housewife work, she is still, strong healthy. I wonder how her hands work, caring with the uttermost love, those soft, wrinkled hands helped me become a better person. Those hands provide me love, something a robotic hand can't do. I love her as I lovr anything else. She prays five times daily, and says that whatever we do, do not ever bear hatred and jealousy. Islam values the rights of the mother when the Prophet s.aw mentioned the famous Hadith mentioning the mother three times before the father. I admire my mother as the strongest person in the world, still standing up after being treated ungratefully by her children. I regret the days when don't behave well in front of her. Praise be to Allah, I still have my mother and father. May Allah guide us all..
2016-04-01 01:41:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
# 1 I never miss the boat
# 2 I always plan ahead
# 3 I'm trying to stay fit
# 4 I'm learning again to be with god and he is alway's my
rainbow!!
2007-06-23 19:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by fr.canadianyankee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless me Father, for I am about to sin..
Sorry forgot what I was going to say.
"Just had to dash and rescue MY Sunday roast, from the cat, forgot to refasten the child lock, no I don't have kids, the lock is for my late mothers neutered 22yr. old black & white Tom,caled ppropriaely enough Bandit.
"Blood on the carpet.
Fur on the mat
I've caught the swine
And castrated the cat"
No spell checkr Bandit is hlping m write thuis.
2007-06-23 19:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very well sain have a star and a 10 on 10
2007-06-23 23:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely ahahhhhhhhh
2007-06-25 03:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it :) Very apt for a Sunday. Nice to share.
2007-06-24 00:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by askmeanother 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmao 10/10 x
2007-06-23 22:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one.!!!
10/10 for 10 good ones.!!!
2007-06-23 19:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God must love apostrophes.
2007-06-23 18:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by Frisky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋