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Yes, those darned acts of god. He likes cleaning up the earth by killing thousands of innocents with tsunamis, hurricanes, floods and earthquakes. He sure is a loving god, isn't he?

2007-06-23 13:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1 0

1. The term "acts of God" was created by the insurance companies.

2. God is all powerful and in charge. If He allows something like that to happen, he has a good reason. He's not your freakin' landlord who promised you a rose garden. He's GOD!

He does what He sees as fit.

2007-06-23 20:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by tabulator32 6 · 0 0

an insurance term to keep the company from having to pay out and pay up. A term used by lawyers when all else fails.
No one died in the answering of this ridiculous question.

2007-06-23 20:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 0 0

Conspiracies enacted by the French... That's right, the French, as in the entire population of the country...

2007-06-23 20:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮yelxeH 5 · 1 0

So your loving God goes around killing a bunch of people. That's good PR, isn't it?

2007-06-23 20:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 0 0

Here's a shocker.. they arn't REALLY acts of God

2007-06-23 20:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by Iczer 4 · 0 0

Everyone knows that tsunamis are caused by fish flapping their fins.

CD

2007-06-23 20:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 0 0

I think they're a cunning invention by insurance companies.

2007-06-23 20:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats not god dummy - is just all of the dam ignorant ppl!

2007-06-23 20:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Liquid Spear Waltz 3 · 0 0

I admit I was wrong all along!

2007-06-23 20:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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