Jack came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, Quick, bring me another beer."......It's gonna start.
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"THAT'S IT!! She blows her top! "You b******" you waltz in here, flop your fat a*s down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave....Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed..."Oh no - it's started!"
2007-06-23 13:15:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMIAOSFHISMS...If I tried that I'd end up wearing the first one as a head ornament (She's done it before in a pub no less )
2007-06-24 03:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm
2007-06-23 13:18:46 · answer #2 · answered by Em x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A really good joke, well worth the star (another 2 and you have 2,000). Nothing wrong with the 4th guy being Paddy, I would have thought it showed the non Irish to be the stupid ones.
2016-05-18 22:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-23 13:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack seems to be a real man. That's exactly how to treat women.
That was only a joke as well. Keep 'em coming
2007-06-23 13:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by barnowl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats a good un, hadn't better let the missus see that one
stardom time
2007-06-23 13:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff, smelly! You know you girls love waiting on us hand and foot while we lay around scraching various places on ourselves!
2007-06-23 13:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't talk about my husband like that!
LOL!
2007-06-23 14:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny, sounds like my brother in law actually....hmmm
2007-06-23 13:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by Geia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol for some reason I knew that was coming though.
2007-06-23 13:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by Kari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋