It's such a mess. I've been considering just covering it in plastic like in a gaudy Italian-American household.
2007-06-23 12:43:13 · 11 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Use the corks from all your opened bottles of wine
2007-06-23 12:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try those long latex gloves people wear when doing the dishes.
And - hey! - I grew up in a gaudy Italian-American household and we did not have plastic on the furniture. We just covered everything in pretty, colorful afghans.
2007-06-23 19:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, get plastic covers. I am sure you can find some in "Ancient Egyptian Motifs" if you look. Also, get a good supply of some fresh-scent cleaning spray.
2007-06-23 19:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by James O 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go out and have somebody make you one of those fancy-schmancy robes with all the lace and sequins, like the Infant of Prague wears. I guarantee you, between that and the jeweled crown, nobody's gonna even notice the blood.
Speaking of the Infant of Prague, do you know what the Blessed Virgin's most famous quote is?
"I don't care WHO you are, no kid of mine is going out to play dressed like that!"
2007-06-23 19:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stainmaster :-)
Course the plastic covers that all grandmas have in their parlors would do the trick too.
2007-06-23 19:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go out and bless people with it, ask for donations, that will pay for a professional cleaning service.
2007-06-23 20:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seal your hands and feet in plastic bags.
2007-06-23 19:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put yourself in a plastic bubble.
2007-06-23 19:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by Abby C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would work, rubber gloves may help, or covering the wounds with super-glue should seal them.
2007-06-23 19:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by Jake Lockley 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You've got to be kidding. Who in their right mind would accept bodily harm as a part of religion?
2007-06-23 19:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by life is good 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋