THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
> my husband that my breasts are too small.
>
> Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He
> uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
> "! How long will this take?" I asked.
>
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
>
> I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
> between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
> years?"
>
> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk
> again, Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> straw.
>
> Stupid, stupid man
2007-06-23 10:34:59 · 6 answers · asked by tnthauler 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
thats really funny!
2007-06-23 10:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-23 17:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny!
2007-06-23 17:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, tell him to get some new ones. Heard this joke 20 years ago, it's sooo old.
2007-06-23 17:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by kleinemutti25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. funny but the ending needs work.
2007-06-23 17:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by TiFFANY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-23 17:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋